Stand Up Comedian Jerry Corley

"Jerry Corley tears down the wall of ignorance and rips open the sphincter of political correctness, teaching us all that we are indeed allowed to laugh at one another while being proud of our differences."

--John Altobello III
Producer/Director

"...[T]hanks for your excellent comedy show! I have to say that, at first, I was a little skeptical at how this would be a benefit to my team, but now I am a believer! ...I wish you were here now to listen to the people in our department who are still talking about some of your jokes!"

----Kurt Losert
VP, Services & Relationship Marketing, COMPAQ

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8/21/08: John McCain said he doesn't know how many houses he owns. Ironic. His great grandfather said the same thing about his slaves.

7/2/08: Cops swarmed L.A.X. today because there was a man who claimed he had a bomb. Turns out it was just a DVD copy of "The Bucket List".

Have you ever wondered what it's like to write and perform the jokes that get the laughs, standing ovations, and a steady income? Check out Jerry Corley's new Stand Up Comedy Clinic, where you will learn to be funny, write funny, and get paid for it!

"FACT: The fear of having something to your left side is called sinistrophobia. FACT: The fear of having something to your right side is called dextrophobia. What's the fear of having something behind you? Homophobia?"

--Jerry Corley

"I'm afraid of needles. The nurse came into my hospital room and said, 'What type of blood do you have?' I said, 'Agoraphobic. It doesn't like to come out.'"

--Jerry Corley