"My skepticism with religion all started when my parents said, 'It's time you learn the truth. There's no magic rabbit who brings colored eggs. There's no elf in a red suit that comes down the chimney. But there's an invisible man in the sky who runs everything. Trust us. Would we lie to you?'"

--Jerry Corley
 

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Sort of a running journal page, the Rants! page is a continuing stream of consciousness blather from the mind of funny-man Jerry Corley.   He sets the record straight regarding customer service, banks, relationships, fake boobs, politics, and crazy siblings...this is what you see before it gets to the stage.   It's raw, it's unfinished and still devilishly funny.

Stay Tuned!

Click the links below to open Jerry's Rants!
Senator McCain and The Gates of Hell We'll follow Osama where?
Kristen: How the Media Chews Her Up... ...and "Spitzer" Out!
New Relationship How can you tell that this is "the one?"
A Movie Never Gets One Thumb What really happened when Siskell died...
Yahoo! Personals I tried it.  It sucked!
The Comma That little squiggly line can mean the difference between an "A" or Detention
Ron Artest This asshole would be better off selling drugs on the street
Bad, Bad, Danish Cartoonist! "How dare they call us violent!  Kill Them!"
So Let Me Tell You About Nowhere Recent gig in Malta, Montana
More to come! Stay Tuned!





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